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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:46 am | |
| There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:46 am | |
| A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its written on. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:46 am | |
| Half this game is ninety percent mental | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:46 am | |
| Half this game is ninety percent mental | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:46 am | |
| Half this game is ninety percent mental | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:46 am | |
| Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:47 am | |
| When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:47 am | |
| Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:47 am | |
| If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:47 am | |
| Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:47 am | |
| Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:47 am | |
| You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:47 am | |
| When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:47 am | |
| Only two things are necessary to keep ones wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:48 am | |
| God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:48 am | |
| The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:48 am | |
| When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. | |
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crazzycat Mummy!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:58 am | |
| great quate i will write it))) ------------------ I can only trust the attorney general... | |
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