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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:46 am

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:46 am

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its written on.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:46 am

Half this game is ninety percent mental
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:46 am

Half this game is ninety percent mental
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:46 am

Half this game is ninety percent mental
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:46 am

Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:47 am

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:47 am

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:47 am

If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:47 am

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:47 am

Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:47 am

You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:47 am

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:47 am

Only two things are necessary to keep ones wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:48 am

God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:48 am

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:48 am

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:58 am

great quate i will write it)))
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