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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:43 am | |
| Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:43 am | |
| The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:43 am | |
| I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:43 am | |
| As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:43 am | |
| Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils .. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:43 am | |
| Yes time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:44 am | |
| You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:44 am | |
| Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:44 am | |
| Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:44 am | |
| I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'Y'. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:44 am | |
| Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:44 am | |
| Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:44 am | |
| Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:44 am | |
| told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:44 am | |
| Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:44 am | |
| They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:45 am | |
| The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:45 am | |
| Were going to turn this team around 360 degrees. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:45 am | |
| Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:45 am | |
| When more and more people are thrown out of work unemployment results. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:45 am | |
| It's like deja vu all over again. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:45 am | |
| China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:45 am | |
| The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:45 am | |
| It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. | |
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DeViLbOy Keep it up!
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:46 am | |
| A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money. | |
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